Me and Jack were out doing our business. Like a couple of guys in the men’s room, we were barking nonsense to each other. Just for fun I asked him what he wanted for Christmas. He put his leg down…
Author: Asher
Who’s In Charge?
Mom just told me I am insolent. Ha Ha. I didn’t know what that word means, but I knew it wasn’t a compliment. So I looked it up. You know what? I am insolent. Rude, impertinent, full of myself and…
Lucky Dogs
It’s been a week since my last bark. I did this once before and got in big time trouble. This time it was worse. Mom didn’t scold me. She just asked me if I knew I was disappointing my friends…
Toots
If you’ve been watching the news, you know we had some snow and ice where we live. It was the first snow of the season, not particularly impressive but still snow. Us dogs always get a little goofy around the…
The Chiropractor
When mom said I was going to see the chiropractor I had no idea what she was talking about. I asked Tess and she didn’t have a clue. So I looked it up in the dictionary. It says chiropractors figure…
As You Like It
We’re still getting mom up at 4am. She’s tried keeping us up later at night, changing our dinner time, making our walks longer, even pleading with us. We just can’t help ourselves. It starts with Tess sticking that pesky nose…
Saving Time
Humans worry a lot about time. They talk about running late, out of time, time consuming, time critical. Every year they try to save time and move their clocks ahead. They call it daylight savings. Today we stop saving daylight…
Perfect
If I could stop time I would have done it yesterday. It was the most perfect day a dog and person ever had. We got up early because you can’t eat breakfast until you get up. As soon as we…
Reading Out Loud
It rained all day yesterday. I was out of sorts and didn’t know what to do with myself. My Labrador pals went home so it was just us house dogs. I was tired and bored. Mom doesn’t like to play…
Sleepless Nights
The day got off to it’s usual start, but mom was cranky and impatient with us. Each one of us had awakened her during the night for some frivolous reason. Tess came in around 2am to say hi. Around 4am…
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