Tax Day

Tess

It might as well be tax day. I hear people grumbling about April 15th and their tax returns.

Well, I’ve got something to grumble about too. See what they did to me???

Mom wasted some of her tax return having me shaved! After nearly two years at Asherpark mom said she couldn’t manage my bad hair days by herself anymore.

I heard her on the phone to the groomer but I had no idea she was making an appointment for me.

Next thing I knew I was dumped at some place full of strange dogs, dreadful noises and people pretending they liked me.

It was hideous. They shaved off all the hairballs and raked out my undercoat. I was subjected to a bath with foul smelling soaps.

Soon I was on a table having my lovely long hair blow dried. Then came the clippers and voila! Don’t I look ridiculous? I am humiliated and not one bit happy.

Oh, I have to admit it feels good to be rid of those hairballs that get tighter and tighter. Apparently I get a week off without brushing. Big deal.

Worst of all I came home to find we have a guest dog. How thoughtless of my owners. We have to put up with Frieda, a very old and somewhat forgetful golden retriever.

My people make over her because they’ve known her since she was a pup. I guess she was tight with Codie and even Ash likes her. I am so disgusted.

The boys know to stay out of my way. Frieda is oblivious and I’m mad as a hatter. I’m planning my revenge! Stay tuned.

Growing Pains

Ash

The sheriff came today. His name is Matt and he’s my tutor. Mom has known him since he was a kid. Now he’s all grown up and is teaching mom how to teach me.

Matt says I’m doing real good with my lessons. I’ve learned to behave when people come to the house, how to be respectful on the leash and to pay attention when mom is talking to me.

I didn’t think I would like the lessons. I had my own agenda and thought I wanted to do things my own way.

But the more I work with mom the more I like the discipline. I know exactly what mom wants me to do and I like pleasing her.

Today mom and Matt took me down to see the goats. They actually told me to round up the goats. I was having the best fun when suddenly mom called me back.

Oh boy, that was tough. I wanted to chase the goats but I knew I was supposed to come when called. The first time I stopped the chase and trotted back to mom, not with any great enthusiasm, but I did come back.

Next they let me go to the farthest spot in the ravine. I was smelling rabbit tracks when mom called me. I heard her. I heard her just fine. I even turned and looked at her, but went back to exploring.

Then Matt called me real loud. I heard that too. I’m not deaf like Jack. But I wasn’t going back until I was ready.

Turns out Matt is a lot more agile than mom. He scrambled down the steep ravine, grabbed me by my scruff and told me “NO!”

I already knew what I did wrong. I’m not stupid. I chose to ignore the call. Not a good choice on my part.

It didn’t hurt when Matt grabbed me but it sure as heck startled me. He told me to pay attention and had mom call me again. Guess what? I was back at her side in no time flat.

After my adventure in the goat ravine I did a couple of easy things on the leash. Here’s me and Matt taking a breather in the front yard.

The Sheriff

I can’t wait till Matt comes back. He knows the most fun stuff to do. He’s gonna teach me some party tricks so I can be the center of attention.

Tomorrow I’ll bark about what Matt taught Tess and Jack. Even deaf old Jack wants to learn.

Gotta run!

 

 

 

 

Taxi!

Ash

Mom left the house early and none of us got to go with her. She said she had to go do something for Old Dog Haven.

That perked Jack up. He argued that he was an Old Dog Haven final refuge dog and he should get to go with her.

But mom held her ground and left us all home. She drove off to the animal shelter in Everett where she sprung some mutt named Guppy.

Guppy is supposed to be a mix of Chihuahua and MinPin. Whose idea was that? After mom signed him out she loaded Guppy in the car and the taxi ride began.

Mom drove Guppy to meet his new family. Guppy wanted to sit on her lap while she was driving but mom never lets us do that. He cried and kept putting his paw on mom.

They were in the car for about an hour so mom had lots of time to chat with Guppy. He was a nervous little fellow but who wouldn’t be.

Imagine if your nice home life ended one day with no explanation. Your boss just packed up your stuff and took you to the shelter. You smelled the fear and confusion when you walked in the door and you tried to run back to your car.

You watched frantically as your person or some person signed papers saying you no longer had a home. And then you were alone. Not really alone because there were people and dogs and cats.

But nobody knew you at the shelter. Nobody knew your special spot where you liked to be scratched. Nobody knew your favorite food or the tricks you could do. Maybe nobody cared.

Guppy is one lucky mutt. He only spent ten days in the joint. Our Jack spent five long months. Guppy got a taxi ride to meet his new people. And what good people. Guppy knew instantly he had won the lottery and started making nice. The man found Gup’s favorite scratching spot and Guppy was enchanted.

I guess that’s how life is. One chapter ends and you think you’ll never be happy again. Then something good happens and you’re back in the game.

I never got to meet him but I’m sure that Guppy’s story will have a happy ending. Guppy gets a new chance at life with people who want nothing more than to help an older dog. That’s what Old Dog Haven is all about. Nice, huh!