Indignities

Tess

Tess

I feel violated and I am not one bit happy! Perhaps everything was done with good intentions, but I did not appreciate the poking and prodding of my personal areas.

For several years I have had intermittent bouts of chewing and scratching in areas best left unmentioned.

At first it was thought that my anal sacs were impacted, so I had to endure the proverbial finger up my butt to squeeze out the nasty material. While this did provide some relief, it was not sufficient to eradicate the symptoms.

I was treated for fleas, but there was never any indication that I or others at Asherpark play host to the hideous little insects.

I was bathed with special products designed to reduce itching. Topical sprays were applied, including some with cortisone. Ointments were rubbed in places where only my tongue should go. I would get better and then revert to chewing and licking.

Recently the symptoms increased to the point where I was obsessed with chewing myself. I attacked my personal areas with such frenzy that the people ordered me to stop. I couldn’t stop even if I wanted to. The itching was driving me insane.

While I was chewing myself incessantly, Jack was wandering around panting and looking miserable. He has bad teeth which allow his tongue to protrude making him look senile and idiotic.

Because of his age the vet is reluctant to subject Jack to surgery, so Jack periodically takes antibiotics to keep the infection in his mouth under control.

Everything came to a head a few days ago when mom scheduled a vet appointment for me and Jack. When we arrived at the clinic, mom told the vet there had to be something wrong with me because I was obsessed with chewing my female parts.

I could hardly believe my ears when mom asked Dr. Brad to examine my whatsy. I was so embarrassed, I wanted to disappear.

Mom tried to distract me while Dr. Brad poked and prodded and squeezed. After what seemed like forever, Dr. Brad stood up and declared that I likely have a mild infection. I’m to take antibiotics in hopes that my chewing myself will stop. I am also to take some anti anxiety/calming pills to reduce my obsessive behavior.

I couldn’t get out of the clinic fast enough. I have never been so humiliated in my life. Imagine how you would feel with someone examining your most private areas while others looked on. The indignity of it all!!

I leapt into the car before the door was fully open, nearly knocking myself unconscious. At least the worst was over. I could retreat to Asherpark, where Ash would lick my face and ask me why I was so upset.

I will take the silly calming pills and the daily antibiotics. I will try not to think about my whatsy and how stupid I felt being examined on the floor of the vet clinic. I will hold a good thought in hopes that I begin to feel better. I will report more later. For now I must have a good sulk. I am not happy – not at all.

Tess

Tess

Crazy Good Fun!

Ash

Ash

You won’t believe what happened last night…..Shiloh and me spent fifteen minutes playing the mouth game and rough housing with each other.

I know it’s hard to believe. I didn’t believe it at first myself.

We had all just finished dinner. With a full belly I get a sudden burst of energy and usually run laps around the living room. This time I had my rope tug in my mouth and was dancing on my back with my feet in the air.

Mom was sitting on a little stool at ground level so us mutts could get real close to her.

Next thing I knew Shiloh made a play bow and then lay down next to me with her head across my neck. I was looking right at mom when it happened. Mom burst out laughing because she says my eyes got big as saucers.

I waited a minute to make sure I didn’t misunderstand what Shiloh was doing. When she made a second bow, I knew it was for real.

I bounced up and started turning circles. Mom calls it my whirling dervish act. Next I bumped Shiloh real careful so she wouldn’t fall over. She responded just right by grabbing at my fur.

Mama ran out of the room when me and Shiloh started acting crazy, but pretty soon she came back to watch the fun.

Round and round we went. I twirled and darted. Shiloh slammed me a couple times, mouthed my neck, and fell on top of me when I got down on the floor. It was so exciting.

After a while I could see that Shiloh was getting tired. I ran outside, did a couple of laps around the back yard, quick dug in my favorite spot, then flopped on the patio to cool off.

Shiloh was breathing hard but she had the biggest smile on her face I’d ever seen. I was so happy for that little mutt. After all she’s been through she still wants to play. I sure love that little gal.

It’s extra special that Shiloh trusts me enough to play with me. I tried my best not to bump her too hard and always let her get the best position for the mouth game.

After we cooled off, Mama and Shiloh went to their safe place in the studio to relax. Shiloh crawled into her bunk and fell asleep right away.

Shiloh

Shiloh

Mama had this dreamy look on her face. Imagine watching your daughter nearly starve to death then nine months later see her fat and happy playing bump and run at Asherpark.

I sure hope Shiloh asks me to play with her again. We gotta have some more crazy good fun!

 

 

 

What To Do?

Ash

Ash

Me and mom keep asking ourselves what to do. Ever since Mama and Shiloh came to Asherpark there has been tension. It’s because Tess hates Shiloh and wants Shiloh to go away.

Tess was our first rescue dog. She came to us four years ago right after Codie died. The shelter papers said Tess was an Australian Shepherd like me, but that’s not right. Tess is most likely a mix of border collie and chow.

Since she has been with us, Tess has come a long way. When she first got here she was so nervous we couldn’t leave her alone. Now she’s fine by herself and waits quietly for mom and dad to come home.

Tess trained with the sheriff just like me. She learned to leave the goats and chickens alone. She comes when called and behaves better on a leash than I do.

Tess loves to go for rides with our dad. She’ll stay in the car for hours without complaining. Tess doesn’t fight over toys or food. She’s nice to everybody she meets, though she’s a little timid around small children.

Tess doesn’t mind walking next to busy streets. Traffic noise doesn’t bother her. There are only two things in this world that make Tess hide under the bed – thunder and fireworks. But even then she’s not anywhere as scared as she used to be.

Tess is the most loyal dog a person could have. Mom often says Tess would give her life to save her people. Tess has so many good qualities.

You might wonder why I’m telling you all this stuff about Tess.  Unfortunately Tess has one bad trait that gets in the way of her being happy at Asherpark.

Tess is a dominant female. That means she thinks she runs the pack and every other dog better do what she says.

If a guest dog acts disrespectful Tess will fight. The same is true with the resident dogs at Asherpark. Everybody but me has to do what Tess says, or else.

When we brought other rescue dogs into the pack, Tess let them know right away that she was boss. Darcy, Jack, Nellie, even Mama agreed she was top dog. Tess never had any problems with those dogs.

But when little Shiloh arrived with Mama, things didn’t go so well. Tess strutted over and hissed at Shiloh to mind her manners. Shiloh was already minding her manners, so she thought there was no reason for Tess to get uppity. Shiloh growled real low and told Tess to leave her alone.

Nobody growls at Tess in her house and lives to tell about it. Okay, maybe I’m exaggerating but Tess launched on Shiloh and pinned her. It wasn’t a fair fight because Tess outweighs Shiloh by fifteen pounds and Shiloh is crippled.

Shiloh submitted but didn’t act scared. That made Tess really mad, so she pinned Shiloh again. Tess never used her teeth on Shiloh but the noises were terrible.

Each time Tess pinned Shiloh mom or dad grabbed her and put her in time out. The sheriff came to the house and trained with Tess until her manners were near perfect – except around Shiloh.

The funny thing is nobody ever got hurt and the fights didn’t seem to upset Shiloh. They sure upset the rest of us.

Finally mom said she couldn’t stand it anymore and now she won’t let Shiloh and Tess around each other unless Tess is on a leash. That makes for an uneasy peace in the household.

We basically have two packs – Mama and Shiloh and the house dogs. Because only Tess and Shiloh don’t get along, me Jack and Mama can move back and forth from one place to another.

Sometimes Mama and Shiloh stay in the studio while Tess has the big house to herself. Other times Tess sleeps in the studio while the rest of us mutts are together in the house.

Lots of times me and Tess hang together. We like to visit the alpacas and chase the neighbor dog along the fence. It’s not a bad life, but it sure isn’t the way it should be.

Our good friend took Tess home for a week to work with her. She said Tess was so happy being the only dog. Tess didn’t have to share the couch and got all the attention.

When Tess came home she told me she wanted to go live somewhere else. I burst into tears. Me and Tess have been best pals for four years. How could she suddenly decide she didn’t want to be my girlfriend anymore?

“Oh, Ash, you’re such a silly boy,” Tess said. “You get along with everybody. You only fight if some other dog attacks you and even then you don’t know how to fight.”

It’s true. I don’t like to fight. I want everybody to be nice and get along.

“Couldn’t you just try to ignore Shiloh? She’s had a hard life and she doesn’t deserve to get beat up all the time,” I said.

“It’s not just Shiloh,” Tess responded. “I’ve been thinking about it for a long time. I really want a person of my own. I want to be the center of attention. I want to be the queen.”

Later that day I told mom what Tess had said. Mom grabbed my flying saucer and told me to follow her down to the pasture. We played Frisbee for a long time, then mom motioned for me to sit next to her on the grass.

“Ash, sometimes things happen in life that we don’t expect,” mom said. “When we brought Tess to Asherpark we expected that she would live here the rest of her life. Now Tess is trying to tell us that she’s not happy here and she wants a new home.”

“But we love Tess!” I blurted out.

“Yes, we do,” mom said. “That’s what makes the situation so difficult. We want Tess to stay at Asherpark but we also want her to be happy. Tess is telling us she isn’t happy at Asherpark anymore.”

Tears were dripping off my snout and my heart ached. Mom grabbed me in a bear hug and rolled me on the ground. I broke free, whirled around in midair and knocked her over. Then I pinned her and quick washed her face before I ran off to find Tess.

We don’t have any answers yet, just questions. What can we do for our beloved Tess? I hope that if we send a message to the universe, somebody will answer. If you’re listening out there, we need a special place for a beautiful dog.

Tess

Tess